Scott 1000® Bathroom Tissue is the official toilet paper of my 2020 Pandemic.
You will know I have finally lost it if I actually hit “publish.”
Oops. Too late.
If I ever endure another pandemic or get stuck on a desert island, I hope to get stranded with a big pack of Scott 1000®.
My current household of four adults went through one Scott 12 pack in a month. Then we were on to the 9 pack of Angel Soft®. “9 MEGA = 36 REGULAR ROLLS*” the package proclaims!
At our current rate of consumption, we will be through 9 MEGA ROLLS in 9 measly days.
We had groceries delivered today via instacart. I absolutely do realize the enormous privilege it is to have someone risk their well being to do my dirty work. I gave the shopper a GIGANTIC tip and a home-sewn face mask to show my appreciation. Jon was a very polite and responsive shopper, and he made good replacements. But after he had gone, I realized we had been charged for toilet paper which had not been delivered.
I’m not terribly worried at this point. I had been pretty hard on Henry for not recycling that big stack of newspapers but now I am reconsidering my stance.
What toilet paper would you choose as the 2020 Pandemic Champion?
(I have not been paid to mention this product. I am merely odd and my filter has broken.)
“*based on number of sheets in Angel Soft® Regular Roll”
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