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Sexy

Disclaimer: The following blog entry contains sexual language and graphic nudity.

Hello, Ladies.

Let me introduce my playmate, Trident.

Trident, aka “Sexy,” will make all your dreams come true.

He is tall, lean, and well muscled. He is a blue blood with a pedigree which will make you swoon. If you like bad boys, Ladies, you’ll want to take a number. This fellow runs with a fast crowd, and he’s been around the track more times than most. Just take a look at his tattoos. He’d love to get his paws on you.

Sexy loves petting, and he has quite an appetite. He’ll fix you with his languid gaze as he gets naked and invites you lead him around by his choker. Or if you prefer the thrill of the chase, just say the word.

Sexy has a sensitive side too. He likes long walks at sunset, and he is the rare fellow who enjoys a long cuddle.

He’s a complex guy, our greyhound.

Here are a few glamor shots:

Trident cutting a dashing figure in his winter coat and booties.

Trident cutting a dashing figure in his winter coat and booties.

Feeling ashamed in my old sweatshirt. Hey, he gets cold!

Feeling ashamed in my old sweatshirt. Hey, he gets cold!

Naked and unashamed: Trident cooling himself on a warm day.

Naked and unashamed: “Sexy” cooling his privates on a warm day.

Reading my blog.

Reading my blog.

As for me--I'm learning to live with a furry head implanted in my armpit.

As for me–I’m learning to live with a furry head growing out of my armpit.

I thought this would be a good time to take a short break from the heavy memoir writing. I hope you enjoyed meeting Trident!

If you are interested, you can find unrelated posts with dog imagery here and here.

Credit for choker image here.

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16 responses »

  1. Trident–aka Sexy–is a heart-throb, a real charmer. And a sweetie, too! 😉

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  2. Glamor shots, very funny. He really is a beauty.

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  3. I love the head under your arm reading your blog. Dogs are just wonderful. Yours looks Sexy. Mine look like couch potatoes. 🙂

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  4. He is adorable! I’m so excited to get one of my own, we get to play dress up too!

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  5. What a good lookin pooch.

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