Disclaimer: The following blog entry contains sexual language and graphic nudity.
Hello, Ladies.
Let me introduce my playmate, Trident.
Trident, aka “Sexy,” will make all your dreams come true.
He is tall, lean, and well muscled. He is a blue blood with a pedigree which will make you swoon. If you like bad boys, Ladies, you’ll want to take a number. This fellow runs with a fast crowd, and he’s been around the track more times than most. Just take a look at his tattoos. He’d love to get his paws on you.
Sexy loves petting, and he has quite an appetite. He’ll fix you with his languid gaze as he gets naked and invites you lead him around by his choker. Or if you prefer the thrill of the chase, just say the word.
Sexy has a sensitive side too. He likes long walks at sunset, and he is the rare fellow who enjoys a long cuddle.
He’s a complex guy, our greyhound.
Here are a few glamor shots:
Trident cutting a dashing figure in his winter coat and booties.
Feeling ashamed in my old sweatshirt. Hey, he gets cold!
Naked and unashamed: “Sexy” cooling his privates on a warm day.
Reading my blog.
As for me–I’m learning to live with a furry head growing out of my armpit.
I thought this would be a good time to take a short break from the heavy memoir writing. I hope you enjoyed meeting Trident!
If you are interested, you can find unrelated posts with dog imagery here and here.
Credit for choker image here.
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Trident–aka Sexy–is a heart-throb, a real charmer. And a sweetie, too! 😉
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It is EARLY and Sexy demands his walk. Argh!
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Glamor shots, very funny. He really is a beauty.
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I am glad you liked them! And now to walk this task master….😀
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I love the head under your arm reading your blog. Dogs are just wonderful. Yours looks Sexy. Mine look like couch potatoes. 🙂
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He actually belongs to our youngest daughter but since I’m the Mom of the house, he tends to follow me around. Our oldest daughter dubbed him “Sexy” and said if he were a man, she’d marry him.
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I’ve always thought the world would be a better place if we were more like our dogs.
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So cute!
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I think he is too! And he is sweet!
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🙂
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He is adorable! I’m so excited to get one of my own, we get to play dress up too!
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I predict you will not regret it! 🙂
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I just visited your blog. You will be able to make him or her the most adorable coat!! It thought about it but I’m not a good enough knitter (yet?).
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What a good lookin pooch.
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Glad you approve 🙂 But he would make a bad hiking buddy.
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